My intentions are good and earnest and true
Wasn't even scared
From the depths of the ocean
Survived the office grind
Made it through the fire
Not all that hard
Conquered the mothership
Survived the 20th century
I will survive
Nearly froze to death
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Made it through the green
Narrowly escaped the invasion
Grinding through the basics
I have wasted so much time
Outsmarted the super intelligent
Barely took any rads
Creature of logic
Creature of money
Creature of the night
Fairly impressive
Truly noteworthy
Absolutely Amazing
Cleaning out the galactic junk
Good at dodging space bullets
self reliant
It can't be christmas every day
One gun kind of man / woman
Grenades need not apply
No use for a flammable backpack
3 down, 1 bullet
Useful pests
Got there on time
Take the long way home
No stone left unturned
Call in the exterminator
Needed to clean out the freezer
A scary mess
Toxic waste removal
Through the flames untouched
Free employee gym
Avoided the radiation sickness
How did you even do that?
Riding the waves.
Riding the waves... like a champ!
No good deed goes unpunished
Going the Distance
Prolonging the Magic
